Saturday, November 27, 2010

Dogye -- Whatever week it is now?-- 5

                So I realized that with Eun Hee gone that things would shift, but I didn’t realize I would suddenly gain leper status. I understand why it happened though. Without a buffer, I went from approachable with translator to that scary English-speaking woman who eats Koreans. Even my co-teacher tends to wave then scuttle away from me. All in all, it was pretty depressing when no one spoke to me all day until LUNCH.
Then the kids came and surrounded me. I love Grade 4 monsters; they’re all such little characters. They chattered at me in a mixture of English and Korean about the food and other random things. Afterwards, several of the girls jumped me and dragged me around until they were yelled at. I’m not sure if they were yelled at for being in the teacher’s building or for playing tug-o-war with me.

After school, of course, went rather badly. I looked away from Grade 1 for a few moments and next thing I know there’s a nasty fight. I broke that up and got them all coloring. Quietly. I don’t even CARE if they were learning English or not. They were quiet and in their seats. Grade 3/4 decided to be hellions until I finally had it and made them put their arms up and hold them there. Then we played hangman and I gave the winner a sticker, which PISSED the rest of them off. But you know what, she was paying attention. I gave the other girl a sticker too because she had been playing I Spy with me. The rest of the class bitched and moaned, but they’re lucky I am nice and didn’t smack them! And I told them that. Grade 5 was perfect. I even got Miss PU to participate.

I guess this is just a lesson that what works with one class may not work with another and the classes might all behave or they might not.

The only shred of light at the end of the tunnel was the teacher’s meeting. I don’t understand a word of it. I go because the principal requested I go. I don’t mind. I get to sit there and recover from class and eat random food objects. Today was cake, donuts, and orange tea. The tea is quite possibly the best tea I’ve ever had. The cake I attacked with toothpicks (seriously). The science teacher asked me if I want more. I said no. Nurse teacher clarified: did I want to take some home? Yes, yes I would. I also found some random… I don’t know what… slipped into my bag.

I just wish they didn’t run from me. 

Tuesday I had a smack down with one of the kids. It was Grade 1 again. Now I’m starting to feel a little bit sorry for Shelley, if she had to deal with this in all her classes. But Sir Eyegouger (also known as “USA” by Shelley) was being a general butt and running around picking fights and disrupting everything. He literally gouged a nice chunk of skin off another boy’s cheek. So I tried to grab him and he ran away. I waited until he ran back around, snagged him, and hauled him out of class. I left him outside after saying BAD, TEACHER IS NOT HAPPY, and STAY. Big Sister came back to ask what happened and I said BAD! And all the other kids went chipchipchipchip at her in Korean. Whatever they said wasn’t flattering for the exilee because she went out and chewed him out. Then she left him out there all class and dragged him in at the end to apologize. Hopefully that’s that (although I doubt it).

The other classes were peachy :) We played Simon Says and Boys vs. Girls. And with the older group, I fielded ‘do you like…’ questions and happily got Miss PU to participate. Score for Erin Teacher.
Wednesday was joyful. I did my TEFL class (FMLFMLFML) and finished module 4. Now to see how terrible I did in a few days. I was also offered ‘copy’ by one of the ladies and accepted (LOL, this was the same lady who tried to convince me that I didn’t have to eat the kimchi if I didn’t like it… and I was trying to tell her I wanted to eat it!)

Plus, I presented my list of demands to my coteacher. It’s a pretty short list. I want internet banking, working internet at home, and a toaster oven. Yes, I’m just that easy. So we raced to the bank (and ran to the point where I was afraid my fearless co-teacher was going to dive UNDER the closing metal grill Indiana Jones style), and of course I didn’t have my wallet. So I filled out all the f-ing forms (sign here, sign here), but I’m supposed to go back Thursday with my ARC and find THAT particular banker who has my forms. Rrriiiiigggghhht… my 7 class day… it just meant I’d have to go at lunch. 

But since I got off early, I went to the 5 day market. I was walking down there when some of my students called out to me. I stopped to shout back at them (keep in mind I’m on the side of the street here and not moving) when this SUV almost runs me over. They stopped about half a foot shy of smacking me, even as I jumped out of the way. They were giving me the WTF are you doing look, which I returned. I was on the SIDE of the road, not moving. I’m not short. They were the ones not paying attention and taking the turn too fast without using their blinker (yes, I was watching them out of the corner of my eye). And the kicker? The only thing I was worried about was what if one of the kids had run in front of them?!

Then, on the way down, a taxi flagged me down and invited me in. I tried to tell him I was okay, but he insisted (this was the same guy that took my coteacher and I home from the bank 15 minutes earlier). He took me all the way down to the train station (there’s a taxi stand there). I said thank you and tried to pay him. He just shook his head and grinned at me.

The 5 day market, which, I’ve mentioned before, is like a massive farmer’s market. There’s fish, fish, fish, fish, and more fish (live, dried, salted, iced, gutted, whole…), clothing, veggies, fruits, street food, and all sorts of things. I was just ambling along, minding my own business, when someone said my name. Gary and Moriah were also doing some food shopping at the market. It’s so nice to chat with other English speakers.

I come back home and hear this scrabbling noise. WTF? WHOOSH. My immediate thought: the hamster. Sure enough, she had escaped and was running around. I caught her fairly easily by tapping on the floor. I have NO idea why that works (it doesn’t work on carpet), but the hamsters always come when I do that.

Thursday night I had dinner with some other foreigners in Samcheok. It was actually really nice. Great food and great company. Of course, we didn’t have turkey, because turkey is ridiculously expensive here ($90), but the pie, gravy, and cranberry sauce was really nice. And of course the canned corn…
Although what really surprised me about the night is our host had guests… Finnish guests. Okay, random. The Finns were really nice though and they had very good English. I can’t even begin to pronounce or spell their names. So that led to a conversation about Santa and Penis Parks. Such a welcoming bunch—have our Thanksgiving leftovers while we harass you and give you wine (why’d they give the Finns wine? Maybe the S. African drank all the vodka?).

Friday was Friday. I got my internet fixed.

Saturday I went to my new co-teacher’s house. I met her daughters and husbands and had a great time. Although I fretted about what to bring as a gift (you bring a little token when you go to someone’s house). I was fed traditional Korean food, but not spicy versions. I answered a lot of questions about America, Kansas, California, GMO and American beef, and had discussions about my students and books. Plus, the 6 year old beat me up. We were rough housing and she slammed her head into my cheek—OUCH. But I came home and emptied my pockets to find all kinds of random things she stuffed in my clothes (balls of paper, crayons, etc.).

Sunday I went through the joyful tangle of setting up accounts and looking for plane tickets. I eventually gave up and sent off a few emails asking for help. I think I’m going to have to make another visit down to the bank Monday at lunch. Such a PITA to set up.

And the Jehovah’s Witnesses returned and left me literature. It almost feels like I’m back home in America with all this religious solicitation.










Friday, November 26, 2010

Dogye Week(end) 4


It doesn’t seem like I’ve been here almost a month. In some ways it feels like I just got here and everything is all new. But in others I’ve just fallen in step with my usual shrug and it feels like I’ve been here forever.

This week was a flurry of activity at the school. Saturday is the school’s talent show, so a lot of my classes were canceled, rearranged, or shortened. On the one hand, that was great. I’ve been miserably sniffly and ill all week, losing my voice, coughing, having a sore throat and going through snotrags like they were going out of style (Koreans tend to use toilet paper to wipe their noses, and I am secretly amused to see tp rolls on students’ desks). I had lasting, miserable headaches that clung to me—the kind that are not quite a migraine but they’re severe enough to insure you don’t get anything done and want to die. The kind medication and food and sleep and caffeine don’t touch.

I’m still sniffling, but at least that’s the only thing wrong, aside from the occasional cough to dislodge the gunk in my lungs.

I went to dinner with two of the other native teachers in town Tuesday night. It was the one girl’s birthday, and we had mondu, which was really good. I’ll probably go back to that restaurant for some more mondu and kimbap. Afterwards, I got to see a really cute, sweet beagle—I think that’s the first time I’ve petted a dog since I’ve been here. And I got to see the other native teacher’s apartment, which was almost twice as big as mine was, but freezing cold. I’d rather have the smaller apartment and be warm. Besides, she’s never home to enjoy her space or her bathtub, which seems a shame, but I’m happy with my little living space.
The only problem is the tank I’m taking from her is on the ground and full of half-black guppies and plants. I’m not sure how to drain it and get it back here. The tank itself isn’t too big; it’s about a 20 gallon cube, but of course it’s located upstairs and my apartment is located upstairs too. The guppies are going to have to go. I want a large school espei rasboras, a pair dwarf cichlids, and shrimp in the tank.

The next night was fun and interesting. We had another school dinner for Eun Hee’s going away party. It was pork instead of beef, so I wasn’t as fond of it; plus I was at the peak of my cold. They ensured I was fed though, in typical fashion. I had an interesting conversation about “liquid courage” and I didn’t realize it was also called “Dutch courage.” Ah the wonders of phone dictionaries.

After the school party, several of the younger women and myself went to the singing rooms to celebrate a birthday. I said I didn’t want to sing because my throat hurt. Of course, I ended up singing. We won’t discuss what I sung—I will just say that I didn’t pick “Sk8ter Boi” or R. Kelly. Although I think Eun Hee and I made a nice duet. I didn’t know any of the Korean songs, but if they had English words I’d sing along. I was fed some kind of chip snack thing, which tasted better than the dried cuttlefish.

Wednesday was hell. I was so sick I couldn’t function, but it was my office day, so I tried. Fail.

Thursday was a combination of miserable and fun, only because I was sick and couldn’t help Maggie as much as I’d have liked to. Afterschool was great. Grade 2 begged me for the “hair shake dance” (hokey pokey); man, rewarding them is cheap. Grade 3 and 4 were being kind of obnoxious, so I whipped out my secret weapon: it’s a game! We’re going over the same stuff, but everyone is paying attention because they want to “win.” I also did the pointing game. Door, window, door, window, doorwindowdoorwindow—ceiling. The kids looked dumbfounded for a moment before laughing and saying the right answer. I did prepositions of place with J.G. and S.H. I’ve found the boys like to be “the teacher,” which is fine with me. Then I tried to explain the difference between on, at, and in to Eun Hee. English makes NO sense.

“Are you on Korea?” (well, technically we are ON Korea!)

“No, I’m in Korea!”

Why is it I’m on a boat (…muthafucka take a look at me! Damn you American pop culture—it’s like one of those fill in the blank sentences!) and on the roof but in a cabin or in a house? You could say “because on (top off) is used for a space that is not enclose!” But then why is it “I’m in Korea” not “I’m on Korea?” 

Korea is an open space that you are touching.

I think I need to look that up.

Friday was ridiculously funny. I was treated to the rehearsal for the talent show (after surviving the evil L&R class!—Although I had an indirect talk with the Grade 3 teacher and it was mildly better than usual). I spend most of my time in the back out of the way taking video. Most of it didn’t turn out that great because I really need a bigger video card to take longer footage and because kids were running in and out and teachers were crossing in front of it. Still, I have some hilarious shots. The bellydancing boys tie with the absurdly cute grade 2 dancers I think.

One of the boys, whom I affectionately refer to as “Troublemaker” or “Trouble 1,” took off with my camera. I got some… interesting photos in return.

Unfortunately, the camera died, or I would have let the kids take more photos.

LOL, after lunch one of the boys came running up and complained someone hid his shoes. Since there’s 4 boys in class, I’ll give you three guesses who might have done it… My bet is one this one:


Afterschool Eun Hee asked if I needed the computer. I said no and taught the lesson without it. I taught the kids I Spy and we reviewed furniture and we played hangman. My goal is to make it so they don’t want to leave at the end of the hour. I’m mostly successful. I taught J.G. and S.H. (and two other random boys who just showed up—kids come in and out all the time, and if I’m doing something interesting they stay) what nouns were and how to differentiate between person, place, things, and proper nouns. J.G. was interested in the grammar; the other boys were interested in beating the word search.

After that Eun Hee and I ran to the “outdoor market.” It’s held on the days that end in 4 and 9. It’s a cheap way to buy food (especially fresh fish—and I mean still alive cuttlefish/octopi/eels) and clothes. But we were too late, so we just walked around what was left and bought some snacks and visited the dollar store. Eun Hee suggested I ask off early next Wednesday and visit the market since I don’t have classes. I don’t know. Markets seem to be the only thing I’m leery about, and I don’t know why; but I was leery about farmer’s markets in the States too, so I don’t know.

I’ve truly found a good friend in her, and I don’t think I realized how much I’d miss her when she left. I know I can still see her on the weekends, and I plan to, especially Friday and Saturday nights, but it’s just not the same without having her as my go-to person and my interference and my guide. She’s pretty much the only one who talks to me at school besides the kids and Maggie on Thursday and occasionally the nurse and my “Big Sister.” My new co-teacher seems nice and I’m sure we’ll get along fine… but it’s just not the same.
 
                The talent show was awesomeness. The kids did great and all the parents were pleased and the teachers were happy. Win-win-win. Shelley and I had a few good conversations about the kids and the staff and Korea, etc. Then Shelley, Eun Hee, and I went to lunch. We had the yummy gensing chicken again. I didn’t have to have it cut up into little pieces this time. My chopstick skills have improved greatly! I still dropped the chicken in the salt though D:< 

I told Eun Hee that I didn’t want her to go and that she was my only friend beside the hamster (who wants me for my food; it’s such an loveless relationship Gigi and I have…).

I still have trouble with the weather. It’s so strange. Today was gorgeously sunny and warm. Yesterday was warm. I’m sure tomorrow is going to be nasty-cold. There’s a pattern of 4 days of warm/tolerable weather and 3 days of bitter cold.

After going home to grab my bag and the bus schedule (and dodging some cute but nosy Grade 3’s who offered me fish bread) I headed out to Samcheok. I kinda followed the directions I was given… but even if I hadn’t, it’s hard to miss the gigantic 3 story department store of d00m. It’s like Wal-mart on steroids. I allotted myself an hour and a half to explore and purchase.

I came away with a beautiful butterfly trashcan, a hamster food dish (ceramic ashtry), fleece slippers for school, 3 turtlenecks, a winter jacket, a wallet, and a fleece jacket. Not bad for about $100, although I had a hard time figuring out the sizes. I lucked out the jacket; it’s not as ugly as it could have been and it was on the wrong hanger, so it was a 95 not a 105 in size (small verses large? I have no idea, I just know I can wear 90 and 95) and it was reduced to $20 instead of $70.

I also checked out the pet section. They had this gorgeous 5 ft terrium with plants that I wanted. I don’t know where I would put it or do with it or if I really would pay 1.5 m won (I so would if I planned to stay in Korea) but I really liked it. I looked at the hamsters and considered getting Gigi a Kiki2 but the only winter white left looked sickly. They also had some mice, but not rats. Just hedgehogs, hamsters, and meecers… and baby turtles and iguanas… and lots of fish. I can’t decide if I want espei rasboras, threadfin rainbows, or norman’s lampeye killies with pearl gouramis or dwarf gouramis or dwarf ram cichlids or African butterfly cichlids… I almost bought a betta, but I don’t have a place to put him in and wasn’t going to pay $20 for one there.
While waiting for the bus back to Dogye three foreigners came in, freaking out about the next bus to Sokcho being at 6pm the next day and that they were stuck in Samcheok. They were wondering if they should go to Gangneum or what. Oddly enough, they didn’t ask me. Granted, at this point, I didn’t know much to help them, BUT I could’ve phoned either a Samcheok native (and ask about motels for them) or Shelley (who lives in Gangneum and would have the bus schedule to Sokcho). Hopefully they figured out what they needed to do. That’s why I’m kinda leery of traveling alone though.

I spent Sunday just relaxing and reading and hiking. I hung out with some of the neighborhood kids.

Home Plus Tanks

My glorious necklace that was a PITA to make

Me at my desk- Koreans seem to love my camera

The scary stingrays at the market

Did I mention Koreans like my camera?

Shelley and the midgets

Grade 4 Girls

Grade 1 doing a traditional Dance

Grade 3

Grade 1

Grade 6

Monday, November 15, 2010

Dogye Weekend #3

                Ah, how quickly the internet died. And how I scoffed at the “class” today for saying that it was 4x faster and very easy to install in Korea. I don’t understand why I am despised so much that they would cut me off from the net, when it should be so simple!

It encourages me to write everyone detailed updates.

So, Monday of this week was horrible. It was biting cold, windy, and stormy. It apparently even snowed (so I’ve been told, I did not see this snow, therefore, I refuse to believe it existed). All the kids were in a terrible mood and all the Korean teachers abandoned me to go play some bizarre fusion of volleyball and soccer out on the tennis court. So the kids were holy terrors, completely out of control. I spent 40 minutes trying to control them and 10 minutes actually succeeding. That was grade 1. I am not a fan. Oh, and lunch sucked because I couldn’t figure out how to eat an almost-whole fish with chopsticks. So I basically went home and sulked on the couch in the dark because it was cold and the day sucked. Homesickness (or maybe just Ihatethosefuckingbrats) beat me over the head. Then I ventured out to get my daily coke/candy bar from the corner store. The owner’s son was there this time. I had an extremely entertaining (for me anyway) conversation of: are you single, how old are you, where did you go to school via the son. Apparently he’s 27 also and is going to K/Gangwon University. His English was pretty good, although he didn’t offer to translate everything his father said (but I still understood the implications, hence my amusement at the attempted matchmaking and resulting sputtering).

Tuesday was much improved. It was sunny and Eun-Hee was back and I got to go get my bank account/cell phone with the nurse. Actually, I was supposed to go with the VP, but he doesn’t speak English. We’re IN his car pulling out of the school driveway when he gets a call saying Nurse would be glad to take me. He practically threw me out of the car! It’s not that he doesn’t like me (I think he actually does quite a bit), but speaking English in Korea is a sign of high authority and arrogance and respect… and since his English is limited (as is my Korean), he doesn’t speak to me very often. 

So Nurse and I go to the bank; we walk in and there’s this white girl sitting there. I mean, I know there’s other foreigners, but it was such a shock to SEE one. Eventually we did intros and blah, blah, blah. She completes her transaction, and I’m doing mine when she asks if I need a cell phone and did I want hers since she was leaving in 3 weeks? I immediately said yes because: 1. In Korea there’s a “start-up fee” for foreigners of 200, 000 won (approximately $170) 2. You buy your phone 3. If you cancel early, you have to pay a fee for about 70, 000 won. So by switching the contract, she didn’t have to pay the cancellation fee and I didn’t have to pay the start-up fee. Sweet, awesome, fate. No, really, what are the chances of running into some random girl leaving Korea at the bank and getting her phone? I’ll probably have to pay the cancellation fee because it’s a 2 year contract, but 70, 000 w beats 200, 000 w hands down, right? Now, getting the Koreans to understand that was a feat. And it took her co-teacher, Nurse, and two employees to sort it out. And of course the moment I got back, Eun-Hee and Big Sister stole my phone and pilfered the number. Eun Hee gave it to Shelley and I gave it to a few other people in town.

The best part? I didn’t have to teach grade 1 (much to their utter disappointment actually), which gives me another week to decide how to deal with the one boy S.B. so we can all have fun. Instead, I got to watch grade 4 do a rendition of the Grasshopper and the Ant… morphed with the Tortoise and the Hare… and singing? And have a giant beetle presented to me. The kids were awed that I picked it up. I won major points there.

The kids were in a much better mood this time and more receptive to teaching. Grade 5 and 6 actually participated and we did reading. I know that the Korean teachers might have a fit because I’m supposed to be focusing on speaking and listening. However, some kids are visual learners or kinetic learners or tactile learners. By having them read it, then listen to the correct pronunciation, then repeat my pronunciation with a hand motion (ex. ladder motion for ‘climb’), then listen to it again in a different way, then say it again… it’s much more likely to stick. Reading also encourages them to use critical thinking skills. Honestly, the most of the kids didn’t want to leave at the end of the lesson. Except those that I’m going to refer to as the ‘PUs.’
A bit of back story, Koreans cannot deal with the letter f. There is no f in their alphabet. There’s no f sound (ph)… the closest they can come is p. So its copy (coffee; incidentally if you say it ‘co-pee’ you’re saying nose blood- careful there), pall (fall), peeling (feeling). Aside from confusing me on occasion this brings up the ever mature joke between my brother of PUCK YOU (which, I guess, sounds like we’re going to throw you in a hockey rink and nail you with pucks). So when I say the PUs… well, you can guess how they peel about English class, por real! And honestly, I’m not going to fight them on it.

The best part of the day, however, was several hours of working internet! Which, sadly, did not last.

I hate Wednesdays. But lunch was awesome. 

So, school lunches. Specifically Korean school lunches. I remember being in school and hate, hate, hating the lunches. I’d pick at my plate then dump the rest to go play. The food was not worthy of my recess time. They were terrible, and I’m fairly sure after watching Fast Food Nation and reading a plethora of books on the subject, that they’ve only gotten worse. No wonder our kids are chunkers; they get fed over processed sugar and fat at home and school. Schools that teach health classes on proper nutrition. Schools that know that sugar and processed crap makes kids hyper and unmanageable. 

So how is it Korea manages to produce healthy and tasty freshly prepared meals every day, including Saturday, for a mere $1.50? These meals have five parts to them: rice (duh), kimchi (duh), some kind of veggie or dumpling, some kind of veggie or fruit, and without fail a soup or a curry to go with the rice. None of the ingredients are pre-processed or frozen or leftovers. As far as I can tell, three ladies “man” the kitchens for the whole school (so about 100 people give or take). Not only do the kids clear their plates, but the wimpy American usually eats 2/3s of the food offered (minus the river snails, whole fish, and really spicy stuff—yes, I generally eat the kimchi; horrors upon horrors I think it’s growing on me!).

How is it an “emerging” economic powerhouse that was starving to death 50 years ago and eating every living being they could find is now eating better than the “world leader?” How come they are feeding their children better foods? Healthier foods? And remember, my school is poor, and in a poor county.

It’s definitely ‘food for thought’ about the USA government’s agenda on education and the future generations.
Also, another random thought. Would someone explain to Koreans that Roman Catholics ARE Christians and they’re not two separate religions? Seriously, my EPIK course talked about Korean religions (did you know there’s 300,000 Muslims in Korea… wtf, who cares?) and said that the country had a “majority” of Buddhists because the Catholics and the Christians were counted separately. I should look up the history behind it and see who introduced what.

Last random thought for the day on xenophobia, staring, and foreigners. I just don’t notice being stared at a lot. And several foreigners have said it’s because I’m slender and have dark hair. At first blush I look like a Korean if you’re not paying attention. I decided that all Koreans must need glasses if that was the case. North/Western European descent looks nothing like Asians! However, tonight I was walking and this guy shouted out of his car at me for directions. I shouted back, “English! No Korean!” He realized his mistake and shouted at the guy behind me. Then he waved at me and said, “Bye!” Now, to complete my disguise, I need to purchase a hideously bright pink or purple coat Korean women seem to favor. 

Also, along the same vein, I went to get my coke/candy and some bottled water (don’t drink the water!) and promptly ran into the Son again. Hi! Then I went in and FOUR voices said HI! I admit, I was a little disoriented hearing so much English all at once. It was two of my students and their mother buying a shitton of pocky (chocolate covered cardboard—I mean, cookie sticks) and the shop keeper. All four proceeded to watch me with interest as I shuffled to the counter and bought my stuff. The shop keeper even tried to tell me the amount (he said 13; he meant 3).

And with that long spiel, I’m teaching my hamster to come when called. Seriously. She follows me around the house and tries to climb up my pants legs (the other one’s a little weak at heart and hides and screams). They’re going to be excessively fat though. I feed them popcorn and sunflower seeds and dried kiwi.
Oh, and I get almost the whole month of January for vacation. Thailand calls to me~ It says come, come. We are cheap and we are warm and we have fishes! I should have more than enough money with two month’s pay to get a plane ticket and stay for a week or so. Maybe visit China after? Who knows!

                Okay, so on the shitton of pocky situation: apparently its national pocky/pepero day (I’m so not kidding). Because pocky sticks look like 11/11, it is a “national holiday” where you buy and gift pocky. Marketing genius? I think so! American companies’ wet dream there. Also, they have the same day in Japan too.

Did I mention I love Grade 2? And 3/4 ain’t too shabby. And the Asberger’s child, who I will refer to as J.G., joined my 3/4 class (actually, he wandered in and sat down… his keeper was like WTF? Where’d he go, LOL). He continually amazes me. He didn’t know what we were doing, he was just thrown on a team and told to play. He learns scary fast. He learned sweater, jacket, pants, dress, skirt, shoes, socks, and shirt after one repetition. Not only that, but he USED his new knowledge. I asked, “Is she [Eun Hee] wearing a pink sweater?” Class: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, a black sweater! Eun Hee: pink, pink Class: black, black! C.G.: *walks up and grabs my sweater* teacher is wearing a white sweater. I wish I learned that fast (although without the side effects of sensory overload and socialization problems). Eun-Hee suggested he joined my B class 5/6; I suggested he joined the A class 5/6 (he’s in 3rd grade) instead because the girls were more serious and quieter than the boys.

I still don’t know what to do with the boys’ class. How do you entertain and teach one/two boys for 40 minutes? I asked Maggie about bringing my “Brain Age” game because the boys love computer games and it would definitely motivate them. She said ask my VP and Eun-Hee.

                Friday was an interesting day. I had class of course. I had grade 3/4 dress instruct me on how to get dressed, which was such a hit that I look up and grades 5 and 6 are plastered to the doors/windows trying to see what’s going on. I also had J.G. again. I was a little leery after getting my eardrums blasted out earlier in the day in regular class, but he seemed happy enough. I had him dress me, which he did with the utmost seriousness, then I was explaining plurals. 1 glove, 2 gloves. He goes 1 scarf, 2 scarfs. I explained it was 2 scarves. Then I showed him leaves as another example. He took the chalk from me and writes 1 knife, 2 knives. How did he know that? I also explained that it was not chalks. 1 chalk, 2 pieces of chalk. He goes, waters? No, just water. He nodded and goes, cups? Yes, cups. 1 water, 2 cups of water. This kid scares me.

Then I went out shopping and to dinner with Eun-Hee in Taebek. I visited the wonderful E-mart, which is basically a Korean Wal-mart. Then we went and found this tiny hole in the wall petstore to get a water bottle for the hamsters. The guy was literally closing his door but was happy to reopen it. I’d like to go back later. Dinner was also awesome. I let her order and I paid (as a thank you for all her help). We had ramen, some sort of cutlet covered in mayo and sauce, kimbap (think California roll), kimchi, pickled radishes, and mondu (chinese dumplings). Grand total? ~$10 usd and we were both stuffed.

Then we went to visit her boyfriend and his guitar studio. He’s pretty cool; I like him. His English isn’t very good, so he makes up random sounds to fill in the gaps. I was laughing so hard. It was fun night.

The rest of the weekend wasn’t so successful. I don’t feel like ranting about it anymore, so here’s barebones.
The good:

1.       I got to travel outside of Dogye
2.       I was told by a Korean I was very Korean-like
      I got to meet some really nice people
3.       I got to hear a Korean say “Bloody hell” (yes, this was a highlight)
4.       I got to go shopping in Chuncheon
5.       I had some interesting conversations
The bad:

1.       It was 2x more expensive than I was expecting (and I spent 1/3-1/5 of what the others spent)
2.       It was all weekend, so it was long and I was exhausted
3.       I spent it sick or tired or sick and tired… not sure which—teaching on a sore throat today is going to suck
4.       One of the hamsters died (and, um, Hannibal Lector cleaned up)

And, of course, pictures!
Rainbow over Dogye from the school steps


The guys playing soccer/football-- our team was the blue



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River park in Chuncheon

The delicious food... I love mondu


Very mature guys

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street venders selling roasted chestnuts outside the train station

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Shopping!

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E-martu and my fish fix


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Weekend #2 in Dogye

I’ve survived my first whole week of teaching. It was… amazing, truly. I hope I can keep momentum and still enjoy it at the end of the year. But I go home on teaching days absolutely wired! I have to go for an hour long walk before settling in for the night. The way my schedule is set up, I teach 8 classes with Korean co-teachers (Eun-Hee, Maggie, and Mi Ran? Korean names >.>) and 12 classes completely by myself! At first I was like… Whaaaaat? But then I was like, hmm, lucky! From what I understand, this is a rather unusual arrangement for an Elementary school, as you usually teach 22-ish classes with several different Korean co-teachers and play the role of “assistant” aka the dreaded tape recorder in most cases.

But as I said before, my school is small and a little impoverish. Staff for the entire school is about 15 people. The nice thing about it is my after school classes are small too. The largest class has 13 students and the smallest class has 1 (it has 5 but apparently the boys think it’s more fun to cut and play soccer- turds).

Grade 1- I haven’t met them yet.

Grade 2- My favorite, favorite, favorite group. There’re 9 of them, and they are so freakin’ cute. But my Korean teachers are like, no, no, just do abc’s and color. They are too young! I think this is a HUGE mistake on the part of the Korean education system (children don’t start learning English until Grade 3 typically). These kids SOAK things up at impossible speeds. I spent my first lesson teaching them a powerpoint of Halloween with new vocabulary, had them color a worksheet, and then did a mock run of trick-or-treat. It was a smash hit.

So my next lesson I played a game with abc’s. Way, way too easy for them. So I started putting up simple words on the board like ‘cat’ and ‘dog.’ Barely slowed them down. So I put up the Halloween vocab (which, remember, they’ve only seen once—the day before). That slowed them down, but they still whipped out the answers within a minute or so. Ghost! Witch! Dracula (vampire)! Candy!

Then I had them do the Hokey Pokey and Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes explaining what each of these things were. After getting them dancing and giggling and in a great mood, I put the vocabulary up on the board and ask them, “do you know what this is?” Damned if they didn’t have good guesses just by the first letter of the word. Oh, and they said my feet stink and put my socks back on when I was showing them the difference between foot and toe :P

Grade 2 is approximately ages 6&7. They are so malleable and aren’t “shy” (I say “shy” because I don’t mean shy in the traditional sense—more the way we become more aware of our behavior and its effects within society dictating how we act sort of “shy”—the child might be extremely outgoing in all other aspects but English) because they aren’t afraid to make mistakes or not be perfect. They are fantastic at copying (too good, I accidentally made an absent minded gesture and the next thing I know I have 9 little copy cats) and really eager to please me (the candy doesn’t hurt).

Grades 3 & 4- Not as eager as Grade 2, I still like these guys a lot. One class is almost entirely girls and they decided that it would be a great idea to COVER the entire chalk board with “Welcome Erin Teacher!” and “Love” and “Did you have a great weekend?”, etc. I’ll post a picture of the board as soon as I get it from Eun-Hee.

The problem I have with these classes is Eun-Hee (my co-teacher and their homeroom teacher) tends to baby the heck out of them. She assumes they are very bad at English and translates things into Korea instead of letting the kids figure things out through my vocabulary and actions and visuals. But, lo-and-behold, when she left the class settled down and understood my instructions perfectly.

This is especially apparent when we teach together in the normal lessons as co-teachers. It’s kind of counter-productive. However, I’m really sad because she’s going to be moving to another school (teachers are requires to rotate between schools ever 3 or 4 years; I think this is fantastic, but I wish it wasn’t mid-year).
Also, in-class, I co-teach with the Grade 3 teacher. She does not speak English well and really rather not be teaching it. So she uses me as a “tape recorder” and all the kids (and me!) are bored to tears with all the repeating they have to do. I’m not sure how to spice it up without stepping on toes. She’s an older teacher and not particularly happy to have me in her classroom, I think. I think if all 20 of my classes were like this one I’d really, really hate my job and Korea and wish to be back in retail.

We didn’t do anything with the Halloween vocab, instead using the pre-made “Backpack” lesson plans. I basically just had them do several pages, making up little games and checking understanding as we went along (“who is wearing a pink sweater?” “Teacher is wearing a pink sweater!” “Who else?” “Im-soo!”), before splitting them into teams and having them play games with the software. The winning team received stickers. Sometime in the middle of my class, I had a surprise visit from the principal and vice-principal. I hope I made a good impression.

I even had a little girl in Grade 3 today tell me that it was her birthday and she was 9 years old. Does that sound like bad English to you guys? She had absolutely no prompting by her teacher or help. She was just tickled that I sat by them at lunch and wanted to share that it was her birthday.

I’ve been told over and over by several teachers that the “students aren’t good at English, so please don’t have high expectations.” But as someone walking in with no expectations and simply evaluating their level, I see nothing wrong with their English. Most of the kids are doing great. I almost feel like the teachers’ low expectations are being picked up by their kids :\

Grade 5 & 6- I don’t have many of these guys in my afterschool classes. This is the hooky class where the students all ditched but the 1 boy. This leaves me with a unique challenge. Sung-Ho is extremely quick and very good with phonics. He also loves to do spelling. He likes to spelling things and have me write them on the board. Which is wonderful; I’m thrilled. But somehow I need to figure out how to tailor a special lesson for 1 (but up to 5) student(s).

In the main class, I was struck by the huge maturity gap between Grade 5 and Grade 6. Huge. American ages this would be the pre-teens 12-13. Grade 5 they are still very rowdy, although smart, and not really tuned into social vibes yet. They mostly wanted to know about my family and my pets and America.

On the other hand, Grade 6 was very interested in MY social standing in Korean hierarchy. When I introduced myself, they asked, “how old are you?” and “do you have a boyfriend?” These may seem rude, but as I’ve explained before, these are important things to know in Korea about someone you’ve just met. Their hierarchy is based on seniority, age, marriage, and many other things. The girls were very interested in American culture, asking if I knew [of] “Angelina Jo Lee” and “Beyounce” and “Lady GaGa.” And did I like Korean pop music? “Ooo, G-Dragon! What’s your favorite song?! Just Heartbreaker?” (it’s the only G-Dragon song I know, LOL, therefore it’s my favorite) and “Big Bang so hot!”

So, as kids, I like them a lot. But on the English front, they are extremely “shy” and somewhat frustrating. Getting answers from them is a test of patience and by that point the novelty of English has worn off and they see it as a chore.

Overall, I’m having a blast. I think for the larger classes I’m going to continue using the “Backpack” workbooks, tossing in my own little twists as I go. I also want to make a complimentary lesson to go with the backpack lesson to reiterate the vocabulary and grammar. So day one would be a backpack lesson and day two would be my lesson. For the littlest ones, I’m just going to make the lesson plans as I go and work on phonics and reading and vocabulary instead of grammar. As I said, the small classes are going to be the biggest challenge. I’m going to have to make more intense one-on-one types of lessons for them because Sung-Ho was just annihilating the backpack at warp speed. It’ll give me something to do on god-awful Wednesday, where I sit on my butt with the VP for the entire workday.

On a co-worker front, I’m enjoying my co-workers. Most of them are still afraid to talk to me, but several of them usually manage “hello” or “good morning” or failing that “Erin!” My “big sister” (awn-nee) is hilarious, she loves to give me huge hugs and use me as a high-item fetcher, and omg, her kids are so cute. She lives in the same apartment complex as I do, and I ran into her coming out of the corner store. Her kids are Eun-Soo and Min-Soo (I have Min-Soo in my class). Eun-Hee, my co-teacher, seems to be perpetually confused/amused by me, but she’s been so helpful in getting my feet. The nurse is usually happy to sit by me at lunch and talk to me even after I baffled her with the idiom “fingers crossed.” She’s been to China, Thailand, and Jeju island, and she’s amazed that I’ve been to Italy and Japan.

I see the principal occasionally; he seems to be a very quiet and purposeful man. The vice-principal and I share an office; he is happy when I try to say Korean words and follow their customs. There are several other male staff members, but most of them avoid me :\ A bit of a cultural thing there, I think. All the older female teachers avoid me, and again, I think this is a cultural thing (xenophobia with the older generation- remember, Korea has been “isolated” from the West for a long time and is still very traditional even compared to China and Japan).

I actually use lunch as a good way to get exposure to all the staff. I try to slide in between the Grades 1-3 lunch and the Grade 4-5 lunch. One, I don’t have to fight the little hellions off to get my food. Two, all the staff gets a chance to see me (I sit at a different table every day). Three, Koreans inhale their food; seriously, so if I get a ten minute start I might finish when everyone else does with Grades 4-6. Four, it gives the cafeteria staff a chance to see me and talk to me (and give me extra food :D). They learned I don’t like spicy and gifted me a huge bag of mul kimchi (umm, yummy… sour rotting cabbage without the red pepper). I was so tickled none-the-less. I’ve also been gifted crackers, moon pies, milk, persimmons, an aloe drink, some weird orange-milk drink, and a sweet potato.

I’m hoping with my first paycheck to buy something for the office (maybe oranges? persimmons? a cake from the bakery in town?) as a gift. Gifting is very important here, as is sharing. It puts new meaning to not eating something unless you have enough to share. I’ve had people reach over and help themselves to my candy bag and my plate quite a few times (I was asked first, but it was considered a given I would say yes, and sometimes the asking was post-snag), and this is not considered rude. I was more than happy to share my “river snails” (I’m so, so glad I asked what they were! They vaguely looked like a mutant mushroom without the shell, so I was leery. I must have made a horrified face because they went, ‘give them to Nurse; she loves them!’).

I really feel like I lucked out with Heung Jeon elementary, even though it’s considered to be in the “butt-crack” of Korea by most native English teachers. The town has a population of approximately 2,000 Koreans plus 6 foreigners. Maybe I’d feel differently if all I wanted to be was a “tape-recorder” who spent 20 classes doing mind-numbing, brainless repeating with no prep work at all, or if I were a party animal, who wanted to just hang out with other foreigners and go drinking at bars/clubs every weekend. But I’m not. Now if only it weren’t so dang cold! At least I have my ondol (heated floors) to sprawl over at night. Ondol is love. Now if only I had a kotatsu too. Double heat love.


                Today was a very interesting day. Today I met my pred. Shelley (who I swear is Steph’s—old co-worker at Petsmart-- long lost twin), who showed me around town a bit and answered my random questions, although I probably could have done without the explanation about the dogs in the neighborhood that may “disappear” in the near future. We went to lunch with several of the other English teachers in town, so I got to meet Alexcia, Gary, Moriah, and Franchesca. Alexcia goes, “One of the students said they love Erin teacher. I just wanted you to know that.” One week and I’ve already got a fanclub! ‘You will be loved’ rang through my mind.

The restaurant we ate at was Eun-Hee’s uncle’s restaurant. So instead of joining us like she was planning to, she ended up helping her uncle. I think she was very intimidated to have so many native English speakers together. The food, however, was delicious, although my meal was too rich (creamy rice and chicken with salad and pickles).

After that we all scattered, as several of the teachers were teaching English camp. Eun-Hee, Shelley, and I went to a local coffee shop and had smoothies. The shop is very nice and apparently the designated hang out. And, of course, it is all the way on the other side of town from me. So I’m going to have to learn the bus system unless I have an extra 30 minutes to walk there. We also snacked on roasted chestnuts, which were also very good.

Then we ran into some of our students at a Coal Mining sponsored festival. It was pretty much like any other festival… food, toys, entertainment, cotton candy… and hamsters. No, really. This lady had a bucketful of hamsters! Guess who now has “Gigi” and “Kiki”? I spent my last 14, 000 won on two hamsters, a wheel, and a cage. Pet withdrawl, pet withdrawl! I asked for two girls, and we agreed that they were girls, but since they’re only about 5 weeks old, there might be a surprise. I need to go to Samcheok to buy a real cage, a water bottle, and some food from Home Plus.

And apparently they have fish tanks! Franchesca has a tank she’s not using, so Shelley suggested I ask if I can have it. It’s not a dog or rat, but hamsters and fish won’t die if I go away for a long weekend hiking or skiing or visiting Daegu or Busan or Seoul.

I did have a good laugh (evil chuckle actually) when this kid ran by pointing and Shelley, “America!” Shelley was so affronted. I told her technically he was right because Canada was in N. America. That just ticked her off even more and she huffed, “I’m not an American!”

Eun-Hee and I had a wonderful discussion about religion in the train station parking lot after seeing Shelley off. She invited me to visit her church and I agreed. It is apparently a small congregation and she plays piano for them. I’m seriously considering taking up piano lessons or some form of martial arts to fill my free time.
On the way home I was ambushed by several students. Most of them just wanted to inspect the hamsters and say hi/bye. One of the little girls skipped along beside me, chattering at me in English and Korean. She spotted a dead cat and we had a deep conversation about how it was dead (which, really, amounted to “The cat is dead. That is so sad.”). We also fooled around with my camera and played chase.

Somehow I’m more exhausted today that my teaching days.


                So, I decided since it was so beautiful today, that I would go explore the side streets of the town. I happily wandered around, enjoying the weather and peering in shop windows and plotting how to get a big pot home to turn it into a hamster cage. I also wandered through a few farms, pausing to watch some women make kimchi.

I went to this park with an adult playground—I mean exercise equipment. I wish they had adult swings. But one of my co-workers was there with her family! She told me about the massive tree in the middle of the park. Apparently it’s estimated to be 1,000 and is the biggest tree I’ve seen in Korea. Then I played on the toys, enjoying the leg swinging one and the one that flips you upside down.

Then I went to the little riverside park to poke around. I played on some more equipment then climbed down into the river bed to explore. The river had some minnows in it and I wanted to catch some fry, but I didn’t have anything to scoop them up with. I found lots of interesting bugs though.

And I found an empty hamster cage :( I knew most of those baby hamsters from yesterday were going to die, but still, that one didn’t last a day. I looked around for the hamster, but I’m sure a feral cat ate it in short order. Actually, maybe it got lucky with a quick death instead of dying of dehydration because the “cages” didn’t come with a water bottle.

While I was chilling on a bench, watching some kids play, a lady came over and started talking to me. Of course, every single person asks, “Where are you from” (or “where from?” usually). So I expected her to ask a few questions and take off. Instead we had a nice conversation and she asked me if I had any Korean friends. I told her 2. She asked if she could come to my house sometime and I said sure. So some random Korean lady has my address. Oh, and she’s a Jehovah’s Witness to boot. Which really surprised me. And that’s my second church invitation. But it’s sweet that random strangers are worried about me being lonely and wanting me to feel welcome (assimilate-- assimilate—the Jehovah’s witnesses remind me of the borg from Star Trek, but nicer).

Then, I took a walk on the other side of the small mountain that appears to split the town. I promised Eun-Hee I wouldn’t do any hiking UP the mountains until I got a cell phone (sensible), but I still suspect if she knew how far I walked out of town, she might have freaked a little. It’s not like there’s anything in those mountains that could hurt me—the Koreans ate all the mammals and birds in the Korean War (seriously, I haven’t seen so much as a squirrel—I was excited to see a DUCK today) and there’s no poisonous inverts.
On the way back I spoke to some high school boys, who were very amusing. One boy tried to tell me it was raining (it was gorgeously sunny) and another gave me a preview of his singing talent (and hit a scale higher than I ever could have). I also had several kids scream, ‘hi!’ and ‘Erin teacher!’ and even some of the parents said hello and waved.

I also found some broccoli at the supermarket… SCORE!

I can’t believe I was worried about the food. I really want to try the little yellow melons and the weird green fruit. Fruit is expensive and chocolate is fairly expensive… and there’s no cheese ;.; I have to go visit Shelley in her town 90 minutes away by train for cheese… but vegetables and grains are ridiculously cheap. Even my broccoli was only 3, 000 won ($3) and it was one of the most expensive items in the produce section. And someday I’ll figure out how to buy greens that aren’t pre-packaged. 


Me and the hamsters

Fall mountains

The park

Shelley and Eun-Hee

The chatterbox

The 1, 000 year old tree


My "big sister"

Eun-Hee and some of her students at the festival



Hamster bucket! (and various other toys)

Heung Jeon Elementary

Fall Mountains