Tuesday, April 26, 2011

A weekend in Samcheok-si

So, now that my cousin Alex is Korea, she realizes exactly how much of a PITA it is to get to Dogye. She had to follow a convoluted route that spanned three provinces and took many hours before I could meet her at the bus stop with Rupert the Pisspot and Tokki.

While I was waiting for her bus, two college students approached me and commented on Rupert. Of course, they wanted to know his name and how old he was and all that jazz. Rupert gets more questions about him that I do about me! Who's the foreigner here? I was also informed he looked like a girl, haha.


We hung out and talked for hours. I mean, wow, a conversation with a full English vocabulary without slowing it down to a pace a turtle amputee. I hadn't had one of those since... okay, let's not speak of that. I just hope my English ability survives the year. I can feel the sarcasm withering inside of me already.

But the next day was, embarrassingly enough, the first time I'd do "tourist" stuff in my area. I will say I spent the winter hibernating and in Cambodia, but that's only half an excuse. Alex wanted coffee, so I figured it would be a decent time to walk all the way across town to Tiffany's. I poked my head in and flustered the lady behind the counter, who said the coffee machine would take 30 minutes to warm up. As we were short in time, I dejectedly realized we'd have to go to the bakery. This bakery... concocts some of the most disgusting sweets I have every had the displeasure of tasting... However, on the way back, we ran across another bakery... I've been in Dogye for 6 months and still haven't found all the bakeries/coffee shops... this does not say good things for my powers of observation. The place actually had fantastic zucchini bread and the lady was thrilled to have two random foreigners show up.

...honestly, if you have low self esteem, come to Korea. You'll leave a narcissist.

We first went to the Hwanseongul [cave], which is apparently one of the largest caves in Korea and Asia. It was formed out of limestone and water and was actually quite massive. And creepy. And facilitated the discussion of 'imagine surviving a nuclear fall out in here - you'd have to eat cave crickets.' I believe the sign was lying; the cave crickets ran away from the masses of Korean tourists long ago. The cave was really cool and lived up to its reputation as excessively large and endless. I think by the end everyone was trudging along praying for a glimpse of light. Oh, and Alex was run over by little old ladies several times, haha. And we were asked if we were Canadians (probably because of what happened next).

So, we just missed the bus and had to wait for the next one. We weren't alone. There was a solo white guy and a loud group of beer-touting Americans. Alex and I cringed at them and scooted away. Unfortunately, when we got on the bus all the Koreans had left two open seats... near the loud, beer-touting Americans. While everyone else was quiet on the bus they were having a merry conversation and one girl said, 'Koreans aren't as dumb as we think they are...' What in the world? You're on a bus FULL of Koreans, some of whom probably understand a least part of your bold declaration. Alex and I sunk down a little lower and popped off the bus at Samcheok.





The foreigners happily popped off too and disappeared. We made a bee-line for the info booth with a guy that had a nice sized name tag that declared him an English speaker. That was a new one for me. Usually I just grab the closest Korean and point and use my broken Korean to make a request... it'd be so much easier if they all ran around with foreigner-friendly tags. It would take out the guesswork. But, surprise, surprise, the foreigners were going the way we were and we ended up splitting a cab ride with them because the bus left at 5 pm and the park closed at 5 pm. Good job Korea.

The park in question is called Haeshindang Park or The Penis Park. And its pretty much what it sounds like. Its a beautiful park full of flowers, a sparkling shore line... and penises of all shapes and sizes and materials. The story behind the park is that there used to be a small fishing village on the property. A young man and his financee went out to sea. He left her on some rocks/a small island and went to fish. a storm rolled in and she drowned a virgin. After that her vengeful ghost scared away all the fish. A drunk man staggered to the water, dropped his pants, and proceeded to pee in the ocean. Suddenly the fish returned and the villagers realized that the dead virgin wanted, well, penis. So they made statues and it grew into a park.




I enjoyed the pumpkin latte, the ocean smell/sound/sight, and the freshwater fish in the basement of the fishing museum. And of course, couldn't resist throwing out some innuendos about our situation. By the time we hit the bus station, guess who showed up again? Yup, AGAIN. Alex made nice small talk; I sat and stared at the spit wad on the ground... it was more interesting. So we load up again and I run into my new coordinator. I've met him before and don't really have an opinion but he doesn't fall in the 'party hardy' crowd. I could see similar thoughts going through his head. I'm pretty sure he listened to Alex and I talk the whole way back to Samcheok.



But he was nice enough to not only direct us to a restaurant but order us food too. By the time we got back to Dogye, we were wiped out. Unfortunately, we didn't get to do the railbike because of time and energy constraints.

Nice weekend... then back to school and rain. I was so tired from Saturday I missed going to church on Sunday. Could've done better on that one.

Plans for Seoul, Busan, and Daejeon next month. Busy, busy not-hibernating months :D

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I live-- despite the radioactive rain from Japan and poison dust from China-- gee thanks neighbors

Soooo, I’ve started several blog entries and for some reason or another never finished or posted them. How awful of me. Obviously Hell’s Kitchen and NCIS are more important.
A lot has happened but quick recap:
-I have a new co-teacher. She’s fresh out of uni and full of theory but not so much experience yet. That’s changing quickly. I don’t envy her first class. If they don’t chase her off, she might make it :D
-I have a new vice-principal. I really like her. She’s very ambitious and I’ve mentally started referring to her as ‘the Queen’ because she’s always holding court with someone: parents, teachers, staff, me, everyone. She has been giving me impromptu Korean lessons and I’ve been helping her with her English. It’s quite fun and gives a good example for the rest of the staff.
-I have 5 co-teachers instead of 3. One considers herself the main teacher, one considers herself the main teacher but tries to get me to participate as a co-teacher but doesn’t really seem to want me to participate at that capacity, one is great although new, one is overwhelmed, and one is pretty useless.
-I teach grade 1 and 2 combined 4x a week. Oh boy. Still not a fan of Grade 2 although Grade 1 is adorable. I’ve decided to keep their attention by clapping and voice changes. While successful, its high energy.
-I also teacher 3, 4, 5, and 6. I am using sticker charts and peer pressure to keep the kids in-line. 10/12 stickers (aka 5 or 6 weeks) of good behavior earns them an ice cream party. Now any time I need to keep discipline, I put an ‘x’ on the board. One x is a warning. Two X loses the sticker for the day. Three X means they stay after for 5 minutes with their heads down. Super simple, super effective. Only one class is out of control and its because its full of problem [mentally] children.
-I have been “encouraged” to teach role-plays and dramas. Er, first warm-up play went fairly well once the kids caught on that we were “acting.” I have some real hams in my 5, 6 B and they were doing improv. Which I encouraged!
Okay, that’s school stuff.
-I’m running a one-person animal shelter. So far I’m on dog #3. One dog had to go back to the shelter for being absolutely crazy and unpredictable. I said I’d take a small, mild dog and instead I got dog-eating, child-hating Cerberus.  Dog #2 seems to have bladder problem and has turned into an bratty teenager. I am not amused. Um, other than that, I’m on cats #2 and 3. My kids brought me cat #1 and it lived locked in my bathroom for a week while Cerberus tried to eat it and my neighbors tried to throw it off the balcony. It has found a few permanent home. Now I have two feral, mangy kittens in the bathroom that are super cute and super quick going to someone else’s care. I’m trading two kittens for one English toy spaniel.
-I bought a wii and 150 games. Nothing like yelling at the super annoying “helper” creatures in the role-plays. I think Chef Ramsey has changed my language usage because I imitate his catch-phrase at them. Mostly I play Tetris. But the music reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
-I finally went to an anime convention. The cosplays were amazing although not very varied. It was Reborn, Black Butler, and a handful of others. The “dealers room” was actually a massive artist alley and very, very impressive. But, again, lots of the same stuff. The official (aka bootlegged from China) stuff was all outside. Still, I had a good time although I was late and tired. I met up with some other foreigners and we hung out and went to Costco. That was a convention of another kind :P Um, WOW.
-Why is my personal life shorter than my school life? >.<


Ajummas passed out on the red-eye back to Dogye from Seoul.
Ajummas passed out on the red-eye train from Dogye. What scared me is I was dead asleep for several hours and convinently woke up at Dogye. Aggh, I'm becoming Asian!

"Dealers Room" complete with bonus of random cosplayers.
Dogye farm.
Dogye farm.
This is what you get when you ask for "fluffy"-- could he get anymore sissy looking?

Mange Kitty #2 "Geomshi"

Mange Kitty #1 "Toto"

I love the ridiculous kinked bob-tail.